I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How does it feel to date your dad?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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