So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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