THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
