Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
