Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
