And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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