Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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