My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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