He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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