Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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