O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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