I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I want to make a zoo with you.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I want to be your penis for a week.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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