fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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