Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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