People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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