You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I know her cup size but not her name....
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