guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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