My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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