I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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