awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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