ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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