Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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