arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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