Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
