I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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