People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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