"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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