By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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