So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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