i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You are a genius and a whore.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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