It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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