Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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