they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
