it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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