you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Four minutes until I can fart!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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