Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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