Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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