I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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