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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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