I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize