He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize