so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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