the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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