talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i dont even know how to be here
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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