Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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