i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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