Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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