Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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