can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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