i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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