Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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