oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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