just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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