Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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