normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's rum buckets o'clock
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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